things I learned in my first week at SFSU

• I don’t generally get out of bed after 8pm
• no one eats the marshmallows in the dining center so they’re very old and stale—don’t put them on your froyo
• pretending you’re napping is a good way to avoid your other room mates
• spray da poop spray
• instant ramen becomes a sophisticated dish when you add sriracha 
• if he’s attractive, he’s queer
• if she’s attractive, she’s straight
• it’s worth the 20 minute commute for cheap bubble tea on geneva avenue