i blog real hard
personal fact 45/100
  • sometimes I like to use the word “me” in place of the possessive pronoun “my” but that makes me feel like a pirate so if I do that I have to add “YAAARR!!!” to the end of me sentences YARRR!!
personal fact 44/100
  • I cover my broccoli in mayonnaise before I eat it hijikata luv me pls
personal fact 43/100
  • I WON ALL THE SPELLING BEES AS A CHILD FUCK ME I WAS THE BOSS
personal fact 42/100
  • I believe in ghosts ; v ;
personal fact 41/100
  • I have all these really retarded laughs that sound like “HERRUHRUEHEHEUEHEHEHEHHH” and after I’m done laughing and everyone is looking at me in horror I’m like “haha what if I laughed like that all the time?”

    but then I laugh like that all the time.
personal fact 40/100
  • Ever since I was like, six years old, I wanted to be Link. I would go into my backyard and play make-believe that I was Link and I would fight wolfos ok. I was cool shut up.
personal fact 39/100
  • I have literally no regrets in life except that I didn’t eat all the sweets in the bakery I used to work in before I got fired
personal fact 38/100
  • HNGHDHGH MY FOOT FETISHHH I LOVE BIG BONY MAN FEET THAT ARE ROUGH ON THE BOTTOM AND SMOOTH ON THE TOP WITH LONG BONY TOES AND A LINE OF HAIR TRAILING FROM THE BIG TOE TO THE ANKLE AAHFHSDJF DSF //////
personal fact 37/100
  • I can fold my tongue backwards in half??? and hold it there without using my teeth or anything other than sheer manly force?????

personal fact 36/100
  • I just want to be someone worth occupying your thoughts